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Speed Weed

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Status Updates posted by Speed Weed

  1. This is my motto

     

    1. Don't vote
    2. Eat trash
    3. Get cash
    4. Eat ass
    5. Cut grass
    6. Die fast
    1. germgoatz

      germgoatz

      america is FUCK

    2. TacoSenpai

      TacoSenpai

      brap brap brap

    3. Schnoz

      Schnoz

      Why do that? All you have to in America is pay taxes and die! :D

  2. When your antivirus detect an application is not a virus in signature, but it label the detect threat type as a virus.

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    2. Speed Weed

      Speed Weed

      @captain_to_fire But the type is a virus

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    3. Schnoz

      Schnoz

      @Speed WeedI have a copy of Cryptolocker and Zeus on my PC. Don't worry, they're zipped and not active.

    4. Speed Weed

      Speed Weed

      Send them bruddar. 

  3. Why can't we have these kind of reputations?

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    2. Den-Fi
    3. Techstorm970

      Techstorm970

      @King Poet YOUR BRILLIANT PUN SHALL BE REMEMBERED!!! xD 

    4. Schnoz

      Schnoz

      Gotta love Sped Wed's current profile pic though.

  4. Mods got me good. Gotta collect these warning points for some special rewards from mods. 

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    2. iLostMyXbox21

      iLostMyXbox21

      but i lke your new pfp better, just crop out beast boy and its perfect ?

    3. Techstorm970

      Techstorm970

      Maybe lay off the @Speed Weed and take a chill pill.  Cheezits! xD 

       

      I've never had any warning points, although the mods have talked to me quite a few times. xD  Most of the rules I've broken are more obscure ones lol! ??

    4. MEC-777

      MEC-777

      Acquiring warning points shouldn't be looked at as a game to play or as badges of honour to show off. We have the Community Standards for a reason and kindly ask that you respect them accordingly. 

  5. Why silent fart is the deadly fart? 

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    2. ARikozuM

      ARikozuM

      It's quite ironic for the Schnoz to give feedback on this topic. 

    3. Schnoz

      Schnoz

      *sniff*

      *ded*

       

      Also, on an unrelated note the term for "booger" in chinese literally means nose sh!t.

    4. Tech_Dreamer

      Tech_Dreamer

      schnoz noze

  6. Tacos Tuesday, my dudes. 

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    2. Velcade

      Velcade

      ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    3. Schnoz

      Schnoz

      T H I C C Tuesday

    4. ARikozuM

      ARikozuM

      ^ T H I C C  T H U R S D A Y, thin tuesday. 

  7. Youtube Rewind 2018 is going to the worst video on Youtube with a huge ass dislike in 2018. Next year rewind is going be more worst if Youtube don't get their asses together. This is what happens when you let Youtubers control the rewind. 

    1. Twilight

      Twilight

      "youtubers" 

       

      there was will smith, ninja and a few talk show hosts. 

    2. Speed Weed

      Speed Weed

      I only know 3 or 4 people. The rest is i don't know. Plus, one dude in the video says WHO IS MARSHMELLOW?! 

    3. Jtalk4456

      Jtalk4456

      will smith was the only good part of this

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    2. Jtalk4456

      Jtalk4456

      i can tell this will be half of all anime crack for the next month. 

      No arguments here

    3. Jtalk4456

      Jtalk4456

      i knew it would happen

       

    4. Speed Weed

      Speed Weed

      Youtube Rewind 2018 is a meme with a huge ass dislike about to slap Youtube in the face. 

  8. Let's help Youtube Rewind 2018 video gets 10 mil dislike before 2019. 

  9. Tumblr lost 95% users base. 1717579480_Screenshot_20181207-143504_iFunny.thumb.jpg.fd3621295fb2a6ef0a542e524cf02a78.jpg

  10. When you buy all high end PC components, but you forgot to buy a good case along with it.

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  11. Cereal killer is here for duty! 

    1. Schnoz

      Schnoz

      Eat the froot loops!

  12. Pewdiepie vs T Series war makes me to commit bitch slap sides on all these 9 to 16 years old kids. 

    1. Tech_Dreamer

      Tech_Dreamer

      casually talking about child abuse eh?

       

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    2. Speed Weed

      Speed Weed

      It is not child abuse. It called teaching them the hard way. 

    3. Ashiella

      Ashiella

      ich bin sechzehn

  13. I hate my parents when they opened my door without knocking at the worst time. One time, my mom opened my door, and she saw me naked running around my bed at 7PM. On the other time, my dad opened my door when I am in the middle of changing my clothes. My parents have this habit that will never change soon. 

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    2. Speed Weed

      Speed Weed

      @imreloadin That gif is me at 3AM. 

      @CUDAcores89 My room has a lock, but it doesn't really matter at all to my mom and dad when they have the key to unlocked it. 

    3. Schnoz

      Schnoz

      @Speed WeedFill the lock hole with hot glue.

    4. imreloadin

      imreloadin

      @Speed Weed ahh so it's more like this then...

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  14. I had a good orgasm yesterday from eating lasagna. I wish every 5 stars delicious foods have the ability to give you a good orgasm. 

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    2. Speed Weed

      Speed Weed

      @LukeSavenije How is this illegal or sexual content? Is it not normal for food to give you a good orgasm? 

    3. lewdicrous

      lewdicrous

      That's why the g is silent; it hits the spot.

    4. Speed Weed

      Speed Weed

      @imreloadin It is a worthy food. 

  15. https://www.strawpoll.me/16978890

     

    A straw poll question

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    2. LukeSavenije
    3. minibois

      minibois

      Can't deal with this right now, can't be acting like a BABY. That is just something I DON'T want to do now, that is just gonna HURT everyone, including ME myself.

      So, NO. the time for jokes is over, I am trying to find meaning in life at the moment. Ain't for no time for fun and games anyMORE.

    4. Schnoz

      Schnoz

      My life is full of memes, delusion and lies, and I want to die. Make it multiple answer.

  16. 9 + 10 = 21

     

    9 = 3(A) x 3(B)

     

    10 = 5(A) x 2(B)

     

    3(A) x 5(A) = 15

     

    3(B) x 2(B) = 6

     

    15(A) + 6(B) = 21

     

    9 + 10 = 21.

     

     

    1. iLostMyXbox21

      iLostMyXbox21

      can i just ask....

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

      what the hell?

    2. Speed Weed

      Speed Weed

      @iLostMyXbox21 A proof prove 9 + 10 = 21.

    3. Schnoz

      Schnoz

      Nein pus den equal tenty on.

  17. ェoᓬ ?ᔕ ⤙o⊂ᓓ ᴟoᴝᗜᗆ⤙ ᴟᗆᴝ? ᴟ?ᴝጠ ?ᔕ o⌤ᗆ⤙. 

    1. wkdpaul

      wkdpaul

      Tired and have a headache ... I get why Garfield hate Mondays.

    2. Speed Weed

      Speed Weed

      I hate Monday too. 

  18. I hate MONDAY!!!! 

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    1. Schnoz

      Schnoz

      When you realize you don't have a dog

      Image result for surprised pikachu

  20. Are you a real grill? 

  21. They did a surgery on a freaking grape.

     

     

    1. ARikozuM

      ARikozuM

      Poor choice of music at 0:38... Should have used slow music. 

       

       

    2. Speed Weed

      Speed Weed

      I couldn't careless about the music on the background, but all I care is they did a surgery on a grape. ?

    3. Schnoz

      Schnoz

      I suggest Careless Whisper.

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