FUCK I MISSED MY PC'S SECOND BIRTHDAY BUT SHE TURNED TWO YEARS OLD FOUR DAYS AGO!
Happy belated birthday to my ultraviolet baby, you've been the most God damned powerful machine in the entire house and certainly the prettiest in the household too.
I haven't done any major upgrades/modifications to you in so long and I'd like to tell myself it's because you're perfect but honestly it's because I can't afford it yet.
Here's to another year with the beautiful beast that is my purple panther!