Get a kabar
http://www.amazon.com/KA-BAR-1213-Black-Straight-Sheath/dp/B001AIAIP8/ref=sr_1_3?s=hunting-fishing&ie=UTF8&qid=1433028110&sr=1-3&keywords=kabar
I do believe it, I have fallen asleep to Amon Amarth a couple time. It was ok, sounds like it was made to be listened to in the background rather that actively evaluating it. It did go on for quite a while.
http://www.amazon.com/Truper-30323-Fiberglass-10-Inch-50-Inch/dp/B005Q7CRNU/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1412779082&sr=8-2&keywords=pitchforks
Get 'em while there hot.