*Someone asks me something about a Country other than America*

Me, an American: Okay Okay think...

My Brain: BACON AND GUNS

Me: No no no.... Something about their government...

B: FREEDOM AND BALD EAGLES

M: Stop! Serious time we're trying to remember culture and-

B: NASCAR AND FOOTBALL

M: Jesus, do you ever stop?

B: ALEXA, WHERES THE NEAREST WAL-MART?

M: .......

B: I NEED A FUCKEN BIG MAC RIGHT NOW

M: Where's that gun I cant stand listening to you sometimes

B: GOOD LUCK REMEMBERING THE PASSCODE TO THE SAFE MORON

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