Need 2 short stories

[TubsAlwaysWins]

I need some short stories for a bullshit english thing. Anyone got some?

Needs to be a easy read because im tired. Thanks

[biker]

Yeah sure I got one.

 

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side.

 

Do you always shitpost?

[Monte_Carlo]

I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream by Harlan Ellison 

Darkness at Noon by Arthur Koestler

 

Both are excellent reads, and fairly quite to read.  I highly recommend it to anyone who sees this thread.  Very cheery!

 

You can also try 1984 by George Orwell or The Castle by Franz Kafka.