“Dog food lid” spelled backward spells “dildo of god.”

When you lick an envelope, you consume 1/10 of a calorie

No English word rhymes with month.

You burn more calories eating celery than it contains.

The phrase: “A rough-coated, dough-faced, thoughtful ploughman strode through the streets of Scarborough; after falling into a slough, he coughed and hiccoughed.” Contains 9 different pronunciations of “ough.”