Thought I'd end up with Jade,
But it wasn't a click,
Wrote some songs about Hako,
Now I linear and lube,
Even almost liked clickies,
And for Red, I'm so thankful
Wish I could say, "Thank you" to Zeals,
'Cause it was a tactile

One taught me clicks
One taught me linears
And one taught me lube,
Now, I'm so amazing
I've lubed and I've stocked,
But that's not what I feel
So, look what I got
Look what lube taught me
And for that, I say

Thank you, next switch
Thank you, next switch
Thank you, next
I'm so fuckin' grateful for my Creams