Alright, now hear me out.

I need a rather curvy women to be willing to cosplay as Risky Boots.

And several dozen (including myself) others willing to cosplay as tinkerbats.

We are going to make my big block 405 motor, or even bigger diesel truck look like a boat.

And we are going to steal all of the rum from the local liquor store.

We also need to get scimitars, and flintlock pistols.

As well as a cannon, and some parachutes.