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I once saw someone say "I went to set my password to penis, but it wasn't long enough."
 
Also in Mafia 2 there is a line "Is that a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them."

I am interested to hear what sort of jokes people have heard over the years. (Context is much appreciated)
 
The best one I can remember:  I was rolling with my outfit in Planetside 2 and we were decimating an enemy platoon when someone said: "I'd upload this to redtube, but they don't accept rape!" 
 
 

I had this problem with ARMA 2. I had to re-install the game, but after that it worked