brownninja97

with some hope a car of that caliber will be my first car. How much did you get it for?

My mum asked me how to left click. I nearly pissed myself from laughter.

Banned for being on period

so i put a harddrive on top of a desktop pc in college today, teacher says the hard drive and the pc will break due to magnetism. I then told the teacher it would highly benefit the class if i was the teacher from now on.

Banned for being on period

Banned for using code

Banned for being on period

Computing teacher in class:
 
Can this cpu(shows picture of celoron d 336....) run the gears of war, does it have the power, does it have the capability to run the gears of war?
 
The whole class was nearly shitting themselves as a result of this.

Idiot came to me today because he said his graphics card wasnt working since he brought a new cooler.
 
He got the prolimatech cooler, its pretty sexy  if you ask me. SO anyways im trying to get this thing off and seems like its stuck on, after a while with a stanley knife i got the cooler off the gpu, the idiot used super glue as a thermal paste, what a waste, i think the gpu was a 770, rip gpu it burned big time.

so my brother stole the hdmi cable that my mother uses to connect her pc to the monitor, the cable came with the monitor so we use that, anyways he took it and she panicked as the display isnt working, take in mind all of this happened within a few hours in which i was not at home, she then throws the pc away, buys a new one(which has not been cancelled thankfully). I then had to explain for a while about displays and that under every circumstance ask me before you do anything rash.
 
Well i then recovered the pc from the bin and used a vga cable, just another day.
 
rant
 
Oh and i nearly forgot, a few months ago i made my aunty a pc,two weeks ago it broke and she didnt tell me about it, well it didnt break, she set up a password by accident. So she sends it to pcworld, they somehow pushed her into spending £200, they gave her new ram(because the tracer ballistics were "broken", i tested them and they worked. they then changed her power supply from the 400w xfx psu to some non 80+ brand called powercool or something like that. Lastly and what is the biggest mindfuck, they deleted malwarebytes pro because it was a "virus" and installed mcafee, fuck. So she called me because naturally the performance of her system got shit on big time and it would randomly shut down when she was making music or something of that nature. She calls me thank god because i charge less(none for family unless they abuse me) and she starts ranting about all the shit they have done to the system, luckily i have a few dell psus lying around (300w 80+ gold, cant go wrong) install that, reinstall the faster ram, which made a difference because pcworld doesnt understand that apus use ram speed a lot and that fucking 1600mhz is faster then 1333mhz,  jesus how can they be so stupid. To top that off she told me that the pcworld rep said that she shouldnt trust me because the system is more likely to break if i make it.
 
/rant

my aunty dropped wine into her pc blew the thing up, she then blames it on me that i didnt get her waterproof parts her next pc will definitely not be a  n200, it just will not have holes in it at all, screw it she can have a  nuc, il vesa mount it so no wine can get into it, ill be surprised if it does.

Lol a very similar thing happened to me when i was 14 i think, i had to stay at my grandmas house, parents had to go to another country  due to some business.
 
I was playing dynasty warriors, my grandfather comes in asking me what ive learned from playing the game instead of working, bad bad move. Dynasty warriors is basically  a history lesson with hack n slash gameplay, for the next 20 minutes i paused the game and starting have a verbal essay about everything i had learned. Naturally he had no idea about the three kingdoms and the conflicts which occurred within it, some are hilarious.

Final revision session, the girl from last time seemed angry at me due to the last encounter. She came over to me and said that she would put a virus on my computer.
 
soon after she realised she insulted me as i was drinking coffee, i tend to be pretty evil when im on caffeine.
 
So i replied with a list of retaliation attacks
I will delete your system32 I will corrupt your cmos I will overvolt the shit out of everything I will discount your 24pin I will change yoru facebook password encrypt everything on your hdd Switch around the keys on your keyboard delete all of your cute cat pictures If you think im evil im not, she is my ex gf, i think she still likes me but she is pretty crazy and she insulted pretty much all of my friends but she didnt want me to hang out with the "losers that only like computers".
 
Also her left boob is smaller than her right one

went to yet another revision session at college( cram school in us) and this girl got dared to ask me out(i heard their discussion) and so she goes about it, in replying im like do you know what steam is, she paused for a second and i then went on to say thats why there will never be a relationship between us.

you might wanna cool it with the ddosing, its illegal in the uk

Badass teacher round 3
You might remember the events of this a while back
 
I couldnt find round 2,  (stupid kid is refered to as prat and it is the same one but different class)
 
Anyways i went in for a revision session on Tuesday, me and my friends challenged eachother to speak in stupid puns, 3 hours in we failed badly at this. Then the golden moment came, the teacher asked us about which company made socket 370. Proudly i said" well give me a second, i need to check my "intel". Then prat says powerpc, the teacher told both of us to stop being twats, hes pretty open about language, perks of college i guess. To finish it off at the end of the day he told the prat to stop being SODIMM or he would fail his exam.

guy in my class turns pc off, screams at the teacher that the computer broke, a while later i was messing around with a laptop at college, put a usb in and it triggered the alarm(some anti school theft bs). I panicked and just turned it off, then this prick(from the first setence) says i dunno shit about pcs, about 20 minutes later i got into his account and put penis pictures in all of his folders

this one isnt about pcs, i was talking about dslrs with my father, hes a photographers and ive  been learning from him, anyways he was all happy about his new lens, had a aperture of 2.8 i believe and looked badass, one of our relatives comes over and tries to talk us into believing that his iphone 5 took better pictures, so my dad played along and by that he was like fuck this and told my relative to be the photographer, the guy felt like shit and he was right to. I then told him that for future reference never compare a phones camera to a dslr, moreover if you dont know what your saying then its best to not say it.

I was on the train when i heard this beauty, some kid not sure how old he was but sounded about 13,14ish said he built his own laptop, it had dual gtx 690s. hmm ok.

I came across a prick today, he thinks im a retard because i dont have a optical mouse. Later this day i completely murdered him in multiple games.

I had a long chat today with a guy that seemed to think alienware made processors and graphics cards.

Banned for being on period

I was bored so i showed my friend one of my skyrim screenshots, he thought it was a real camera shot and said it wasnt a game(oddly the ui was there but he wasnt buying it)
 
This is the shot btw.
 

 
Oddly enough that was a old shot, i have many more mods now and it looks way better now. i still find it quite funny.

Well this isnt really a non techie thing but yesterday in computing one of the guys in the class screamed, everyone was like what the hell happened. He said he saw a parallel port.

one time i went into extreme dick mode, starting doing some long ass description about cuda, opencl, why nvidia brought agera and 20 minutes later i came out with a 1tb hdd