Me: I'm alone. With 50 mbps of internet to myself

Internet: THE FUCK YOU SAY TO ME LITTLE SHIT

Me: ...

Internet: *Runs at 1/50th the rated speed*

Me: .-.

Internet: *Also runs at 4000 ping*

Me: ._______.

Also me: *Tries to play FPS game*

Internet: You think you're so fucking slick eh?

PC: *Crashes* 

Me: (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻)