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massiveturkey

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About massiveturkey

  • Birthday May 17, 1915

Profile Information

  • Gender
    Not Telling
  • Location
    Time travelled from Jurassic age
  • Interests
    Shearing through plants with my super cool razor beak
  • Biography
    As a you baby dinosaur Turkey I was rather unloved. My parent dino turkies thought I was a dino chicken and attempted to Alienate me. Sad story really. I won't go into the details, but I invented time travel and came to 2008. I was shocked to see my ancestors being eaten every christmas and thanksgiving so now I want to destroy all humans. Don't take it personally
  • Occupation
    Human hunter

System

  • CPU
    Intel Laritium® 4700x @19.5GHz, .03mV
  • Motherboard
    Asus-MSI levantis GT
  • RAM
    14TB(7x2TB) Julius extreme
  • GPU
    SLI AMVidia 73GTE v2
  • Case
    Bench mounted
  • Storage
    94 petabyte JBOD
  • PSU
    15w stryker X
  • Display(s)
    6 5380x30240 Acertech PGH887DHSK
  • Cooling
    Uranium cell hydrocore deepfreezeMKII
  • Keyboard
    Ducky zero w/ cherry MX light blue with a tinge of pinky grey
  • Mouse
    Holographic/voice input device
  • Sound
    Wireless transmission direct to ear cavity

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  1. massiveturkey
    Yay, I'm curious to see what we missed and how the guest mysteriously disappeared
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  3. massiveturkey
    Oh, you naughty you. Asking to see a guys hardware like that!
  4. massiveturkey
    Meh, my other account has ~2,700 posts and I've never once felt the need to change my member title. Just hang around on here and 500 posts will come and go, member titles are overrated
  5. massiveturkey
    Dude, she kicked ass
  6. massiveturkey
    It's unlocked now what...
  7. massiveturkey
    You got my hopes up, needless to say, I'm terribly disappointed that there are clothes. I only watched this 15 or so times.
  8. massiveturkey
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  9. massiveturkey
    I personally find the forum ads amusing, mainly because they don't impose like YouTube videos, so I can enjoy their amusing aspects. I mean, my Google search history is terrible, how could I not enjoy Google's dirty mind
  10. massiveturkey
    My PC has a penis..
  11. massiveturkey
    HTML embeds don't work on this forum. Get the image file URL and use the to embed pictures I pay $110 AU (90ish US) for .7 up and around 5 down
  12. massiveturkey
    Well, let's put it this way. The normal is like @ixi_your_face forearm and the Ti is like Chun-Li's thighs, there can be a huge difference with Chun-Li almost always getting the better because she got a lot of junk in her trunk...
  13. massiveturkey
    massiveturkey

    "Can I finger your mouth with a toothbrush" is probably the weirdest pickup line I've ever used.... And it worked... I've lost faith in humanity

  14. massiveturkey
    No option for Meleagrisual (turkey genus) .... That's disappointing, redo thread
  15. massiveturkey
    Das cute
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