I had a weekend.
Thursday I went to the bar with 3 friends, only me and one other got in. Guess they didn't trust their fakes, even though I have the same fake.
Friday I went to a party, drank 3/4 of a bottle of $45 whisky, ate raw garlic, and decided to walk 2.3 miles back to campus. I made it back though.
Saturday I bought speakers on craigslist from 1971, and found a dead mouse inside.