Daily giggle.

I got pasta stuck in a phone.

I know what you're thinking - PASTA? But hear me out.

I've got my Nexus 5X lying around and I got a free $40 SIM card in the mail, so why not use it?

I couldn't find my sim tool, looked it up and some dude suggested spaghetti (thin) as a removal tool.

Put it in, push, and it came out. Wew. Then, I needed to get the SIM out for activation, and suddenly it cracks inside the phone. Got it out though.