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Me: I'm gonna make stew for tomorrow's lunch!

Also me: [eats entire pot of stew]

 

That was enough food to feed a family of 6 or 8... Not including the 2 cups of rice... 

  1. Skanky Sylveon

    Skanky Sylveon

    You only have yourself to blame. 

  2. TopHatProductions115

    TopHatProductions115

    Guess you'll be stewing over that for a bit :3

  3. YedZed

    YedZed

    Me with pasta

    "oh pasta? sure I'll taste it for you"

     

    10 minutes later:

    MY MASS HAS EXCEEDED THE EARTH'S! MY POWER IS BEYOND COMPREHENSION! I AM A GOD! I CAN FLICK COMETS, I CAN BREATHE DARK MATTER, I CAN STOP SPINNING GALAXIES! I'M GONNA HAVE SUCH BAD CONSTIPATION LATER!

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