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MrDynamicMan

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    MrDynamicMan reacted to Syntaxvgm for a blog entry, Apple to finally make a new phone with a bigger battery   
    The new iPhone, called the 6sb, will be geared toward users that think making these huge phones ridiculously thin instead of putting another battery in it is asinine. (95% of consumers according to market research)
    Jony Ive, Apple's Chief Design Officer (CDO) noted
    "Just by making the phone 5mm thicker, we were able to make it actually last all day playing games and browsing the internet on max brightness and still have battery left. Who knew you could sacrifice just a few millimeters and totally forget about how much charge you have left"

    He continued
    "I don't even know why we gimped the battery size so far when we can't even eliminate the camera bump so you don't scratch the lens. We even patented a thinner version of a 3.5mm audio jack. We've dropped all plans to use that, of course."
    It will also feature a new mag safe charge port, Ive notes
    "We've had magsafe ports on out laptops for years. We didn't use that on our phones as we wanted you to break more overpriced cables. Instead, we'll just change the connector more often"
     
    The 6sb will be available Q1 2016.
    There's no word on the price yet, but a rep assured us that "It will still cost enough to be a fashion statement"
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