Well Im soon about to turn 34 ...
A 34 yo untouched virgin. According to recent media articles, this means I'm suddenly going to start mass killing people. There's a correlation now. Oh and I'm suddenly a misogynist too.
Evidence of this is based on some murderer's Facebook posts, because you know Facebook posts tell you everything about a criminals motives, not to mention many people think the Facebook posts were fake / hacked by 4chan.
NVM, just go ahead and add me to every possible list because OMG I'm so dangerous when my number 1 goal in life is to someday wear a pink tutu and diamond tiara and become a Disney Princess.