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My dad's PC is really old and hadn't been dusted and cleaned in a while. At one point there were some strange noises coming out of it (i guess i'll never figure the cause out since I never got to take a look) and my dad decided that hitting the computer repeatedly would fix the problem. Talk about cavemen....

UBISOFT!? How is it down there in the hole? Have you reached bedrock yet?

Ok seriously fuck man
Fuck
How the fuck do we go tell them to fuck off and that we spend thousands and hundreds over consoles for good looking shit
Like fuck
Dumb stupid fucks
Fuck ubisoft
Time to appreciate EA

How is ubisoft different from EA?
I think EA has realised that they need to change, and at least (appear) to be trying to. 
Ubisoft wants to be what EA is hated for...

My dad's PC is really old and hadn't been dusted and cleaned in a while. At one point there were some strange noises coming out of it (i guess i'll never figure the cause out since I never got to take a look) and my dad decided that hitting the computer repeatedly would fix the problem. Talk about cavemen....

I'd prefer it if you wouldn't refer to me as hardware. I am so much more than that.
 
Thanks

Oh boy, here we go:
 
1.
Me talking with my history teacher:
 
(About the website we use for submitting homework)
Me: hey you didn't make a place to submit our essays...
teacher: oh. i'll do that now.
*i watch him fiddle around for a few moments
Teacher: yeah it's not working
*i look at his screen to see why, click the box that says "Allow submissions"
Teacher: oh... thanks
*both of us start laughing
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2.
Chemistry teacher:
 
Teacher: so computer software is made out of silicon! your phones have this cool chip in them that runs everything, and when you want to make a computer they just make a bigger sized chip!
Me: *facepalm to another universe
 
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3.
Techie friend:
Friend: you need to consider AMD man... they're way cheaper for the price and have better performance.
Me: dude you bought a GTX 780ti becuase you claim 290x is too loud and doesn't perform well...
Friend: yeah?
 
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4.
*at school and Imgur is blocked because of school restrictions
*types Http:// infront of URL
*Friends minds blown becuase it works
 
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5.
Kid on my bus:
 
Kid: i hate people who don't buy good head phones, they don't deserve any respect.. i mean audio is really important and you can't cheap out
Me: YOU ARE WEARING BEATS. YOU SON OF A BITCH. WHY.. WHY?!
Kid: Becuase Beats are the best?
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6.
Another kid on my bus:
 
Kid: people who build computers are retarded guys. do you realize that pre-built computers are cheaper? its like, who builds their own car!?
Me: i literally cannot even say anything to that. just no. stahp
 
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7.
English teacher: alright guys we are going to the computer lab
* we walk to the Mac lab that the graphic design classes use
Me: ugh.. can't we go to the computer lab wiuth actual PC's?
Teacher: Mac's are fine don't whine to be popular.
*teacher sits down and stares at the mac
Teacher: hey how do you turn this on..?
Me: *facepalms into another dimension. walks over and presses button.
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later that class:
Kid next to me: How did you change the mouse sensitivity on this!? change mine!!
Other Kids: AND MINE.
Teacher AND MINE.
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8.
Kid on my bus: (the same kid with the beats)
Kid: guys look i hacked my phone to have diablo 3 the game on it
*kid plays a trailer of diablo and pretends its the real game, all his friends are impressed
Me: u focking wot m8?
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9.
*IT guy dealing with a computer that someone had flipped the screen on, the old Ctrl+Alt+arrow-key
IT Guy: well it has a virus.
Me: *walks over, fixes, goes and sits down
IT guy: it still has a virus.. 
*IT guy starts unplugging computer

Meaning that ITX builds will pack quite a punch. A computer, the size of a console, but with the capabilities of any other gaming PC. Sounds great to me