Alright guys, as promised, I have finally compiled my personal experiences with this game and have made a post about how to get it to run like this.
As everyone has probably realised, well, at least those who have attempted to run Watch_Dogs on their monster rigs, it is a horrible mess on PC to say the least.
However - along with Tony MBR's updated Maldo textures, some in-game tweaks, and, best of all - TheWorse 1.0, this game has been running like a dream for me.
All I want to accomplish wit