Asus USB-N53 zero connection

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There are no signals whatsoever, it can't find any networks whether I use normal search, WPS, directly entering the router info, it simply can't find a single thing. Basically, I've tried messing around with all the configurations in the utility, tried lots of different drivers from Mediatek, Realtek, and Asus, tried plugging it into all the different USB slots I have, nothing has worked. Got it used from Amazon, a well rated dealer if that helps at all.

 

EDIT:Using my phone as a wi-fi card works just fine, so it's not the router. Going to try uninstalling the phone-as-WLAN-card drivers and get back to you guys. Nope, no cigar, same result when removing HTC NDIS drivers then trying to connect.

 

Specs:

Windows 7 64 bit

Asrock H81M-ITX on BIOS version P 2.00, that's 0.01 behind the latest, which is described as "increases power efficiency"

Pentium G3258 OC'ed to 4 gigahertz

G.Skill Ripjaw X series DDR3 operating at 1333 megahertz

WD Caviar Blue 1 TB 7200 RPM (Doubt this is even relevant, just putting it here since the rules say to)

Cooler Master elite 130

EVGA 430W