EDIT: I have decided to go with opensuse using xfce. Thanks to everyone who helped me. It's not too bad. Just wish the search bar searched for files instead of just apps.
I've been daily driving linux since 2013. I've tried ubuntu, debian, mint, puppylinux, all those kubuntu lubuntu xubuntu anomalies, and so much more.
It sucks ass. And I'm not gonna sit here and pretend it doesn't, I just use it because it sucks less ass than windows 8 onwards. I keep having to go back to windows 7 when I need reliability because it just works. And after seeing the latest video on the main Linus channel, I feel VINDICATED.
My requirements for a distro are:
1-Stability. I currently have ubuntu installed and even it has this stupid little bug that prevents me from opening tabs from the tray if I don't triple click them. Every distro I try has bugs. Which is ok, but I seek a lesser amount.
2-Package manager. I never learned how to compile programs or manually install them because I don't want to. It's hard. I want to know what distro has the best, most well mantained gui based program installer. Sometimes I need to use software like paint.net and when I realize there's no linux version, I have to go looking for alternatives on the program downloader store thing. More than half of the programs doesn't even open, and the ones that do are awful.
3-Not many updates. All updates do is break things. So far, it has always gone like: I install a distro, get some programs running, and as soon as the updates start it begins to break things.
So, is there a distro that fits these requirements?