I am incredibly frustrated right now. I just want a mobile computer, a normal x86 based machine, with LTE.

I look up lists of "LTE Laptops" and find several options, like the HP Spectre x360 Laptop - 13t, or the Lenovo Thinkpad Carbon X1, but every single one has an issue. Most laptops on lists with LTE don't have LTE, the websites where you can buy them only offer WiFi versions. HP has one with WiFi, but it won't ship until April 9th. Lenovo's LTE versions are all out of stock. Microsoft Surface tablets from the last few generations only support LTE on ARM devices, and the one model that seemed perfect, a refurbished Surface 3, has died on me 3 times. 3 RMAs!

I just want an LTE computer with a normal Intel or AMD processor. No ARM. And, you know, in stock.