Diets are hard enough on normal people.
Imagine trying to put a 5' monitor lizard on a diet. He doesn't understand the concept and is...shall we say....irritable? about the whole thing...
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This is how the lizard men take over. IS THIS WHAT YOU WANT?
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Well, considering I rescue and rehab injured and unwanted reptiles, with an emphasis on monitor lizards, I'd be perfectly okay with them taking over, as I've already built up some good PR....
...unless this diet thing will come back to bite me in my @$$.
You've heard the phrase "its for your own good?" it is in his case, but try explaining that to him. At least he can't open the fridge yet (yet...)
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