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  1. Imbellis

    Imbellis

    There are a surprising number of pigeon-related syndromes:

    • Pigeon Toe - Where your toes point inward. Most often in toddlers due to weak muscles.
    • Pigeon Chest - Instead of rips being flat - they stick out more at a diagonal away from the body.
  2. Crunchy Dragon

    Crunchy Dragon

    That's not pigeon syndrome specifically though, but yes you are correct.

  3. Imbellis

    Imbellis

    But aren't pigeons to blame for everything?

     

    Got stuck in traffic? Pigeons are poor at directing traffic.

    The US Dollar not doing well? Well, the Pigeons ate too few this time, so they're losing value.

    Your internet is bad? Well, the crypto-pigeons aren't flying your packets quickly enough.

    There is a tornado? Pigeons flying around quickly in a circle caused it.

    Heat death of the universe? Pigeons.

  4. Arika
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