Right now I have a R7 370 2GB, I want the new Polaris GPU because Once Upon A Time™ , in a dark and stormy night. I was making some late night snack; pancakes. Meanwhile, blue people broke into my house (possibly Smurfs). They wanted to GIVE ME back MY spoon they they stole from me about a week ago. I was Ready to hit them with me pan that I was cooking with my pancakes. They broke in my house at approXimately 4 AM. I waited for 80 seconds to pass because I head A LOT of them and did not want to fight all of them at once. They took my entire PC and stole the one thing I loved the most, that's my R9 380X (I realized this when I went to my room but that's after this sentence so just stick with why I want the Polaris GPU for now (P.S. I'm not an author of any book)). Then I went back to my room where my PC WAS and I wanted to play some CS:GO but realized that my PC was gone. So I called 911 but they cut my electric cord. Then out of nowhere I got a flare gun and shot it up in the air. Apparently I forgot I was still Inside my house and the flare bounced off of the ceiling and hit me and I got caught on fire. The worst part was, the pancake was burnt (and also that the house burnt down). I began to pick up everything that wasn't completely damaged and hitchhiked. I somehow turned into a woman and I saw two guys in a car pull up and asked my "Hey I saw a burning house back there, do you need some help?" Then I replied "I have a boyfriend!" The year now changed to 2017 and that's how all women act. Then out of nowhere a black hole ate the earth and I woke up from my nightmare. The End™ . Yeah... I don't know where the story was going after the pancake got burnt.
Basically I just want the RX 480 because my R9 380X died on delivery and Amazon wouldn't let me refund. I only have the R7 370 because that's my GPU before I got my 380X.
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