I lasted for four days before playing again. Send help, actually send me a optical laser I can surgically place in my wrist. Never mind, send the help.
My G502 died today. Carried it through the tutorial and my first six star. What it gave me was a need for a wrist brace and a lighter mouse. Suggestions?
At a LAN event
Friend 1-Why is my computer running slowly? Everything just lags now.
Me-Maybe you got virus or something.
Friend 2-No I'm just really careful when I download things.
Me-Do you at least have a antivirus?
Friend 1-If I'm careful it doesn't matter though
Next week
Friend 2-Installs malwarebytes, detects over 2000 objects. Cleans up the mess Friend 1 made on his computer.
Friend 1-WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING!
Friend 2-Doing something I should have done a long time ago.