I am trying to write a rap battle between Linus and Austin Evans, but i'm having trouble coming up with disses and puns that rhyme. Any help would be appreciated from jokes to rhymes or even just information that either of them could boast about themselves. This is what I have so far, but it is really rough. In the end I am wanting them to both have four verses to start off with and then react to one another with two more.
Austin:
Hey Linus this is Austin
About to whoop your ass all the way to boston
Is that why your vessel sank?
You think you can float a plane away?
Linus:
Oh so you think you can roast?
Is that why your house is as burnt as this toast
I'm the king of reviewing graphics cards
And a boss at spitting out bars
I'm an expert on the mic
Just like Taran on electric bikes
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