Nevermind, I can't archive my thread.
I've got a brand new PC and an old one. The old PC stopped POSTing. A CMOS reset did the trick for a day, then I couldn't get it to boot after so I decided to upgrade. The new PC has new parts except for the drives and GPU.
The new PC has booted to the BIOS with all components. Restarting always hangs, and requires a manual restart; this happened with a minimal installation too. Turning on CSM makes it not POST and turn off quickly. A quick CMOS reset doesn't fix, removing the GPU and drives doesn't fix it. Got lucky and had this process repeat again, probably after resetting CMOS but I'm not sure.
Plugged everything back into the old machine and it seemed to work for a few hours just fine. All drive health is good. Benchmarks didn't cause crashes at 99% CPU and GPU load. So I think my new motherboard has something wrong with it, and one of my GPU, drives, or SATA cables causes faults only some of the time. Something is causing instant power off.