Not my post but sums up some of the things we put up with...

 

Teacher: hello, why hasn't this PC been fixed yet? A student needs to use it.
Me: You didn't tell me about this PC?
Teacher: you're IT you should know when a PC dies.
Me: Right..........
Teacher: Can you come and fix it right now?
Me: I will come later and fix it, I'm busy at the moment.
Teacher: Well this student needs it now.
Me: I'm just on Impero* now and i can see there are 15 PCs not in use, just move them to one of them.
Teacher: Oh i didn't think of that. But can you still come now and fix this. (then she put the phone down)