Update: Just reinstalled the CPU, no bent pins, everything was fine, just a little extra thermal paste that had made its way to the motherboard. Cleaned everything up but it didn't do anything to help with the RAM problem. I did take out the battery while doing all this so the CMOS did reset. BIOS is the latest version already. Might have to just return both CPU and MoBo since I can't identify which one is the faulty one.