It seems my Mac Pro 3,1 is being picky... It won't touch Windows boot USB's, and every distro of Linux I've tried have failed.
Here's what I've done so far:
Clear Linux: Hangs after selecting boot device in the boot menu. Does not even attempt to boot
Ubuntu 19.04: Does not boot, though does try.
Ubuntu 14.04: Isn't even picked up as bootable
Manjaro: Booting now, appears like it may be hung on
[OK] Started TLP system startup/shutdown
Ugh... Doesn't help it's also refusing to touch Mojave (DosDude1 Patcher), and the DosDude1 High Sierra patcher isn't playing ball with me.