Ok - before you lose your nut. I'm specifically talking about a thin and light, like XPS 13 or MBP 13, etc.
All the top tier laptops have gotchas. And sure, I see that compromises need to be made, but the things I'd like to see in one laptop seem perfectly doable to me. It's a combination of what already exists in other laptops:
MBP's screen but with touch
MBP or Surface speakers
Surface Laptop webcam/mics
Surface Laptop's keyboard (subjective)
XPS slim bezels
Windows Hello (face unlock)
Thunderbolt 3
WiFi 6
Non-soldered rapid storage
Good software support.
Apple/Microsoft's QC and support.
It doesn't exist, and I feel like it could do.
Some come close.
I have the XPS 13 2-in-1.
It's almost all of those things, but I'm not happy with it. QC on this thing feels like a naked mole rat built it. And their Support is a joke.
Tighten up the QC, make the speakers not sound like trash at low volume. Remove the terrible audio software. Give the keyboard a little more travel and remove the pg up/dn by the arrow keys. Plus a couple of other bits, then it's about as good as it gets.
Other laptops have 16:9 displays, which are too wide, imo. I'm looking at you, Razer.
The Macbook Pro would be soooo good if it ran at a good temps, had a touchscreen and WiFi 6 (and Windows lol).
The Surface Laptop 3's screen is sub-par in many ways. Too much glare, not bright enough, needs more colour accuracy, thick bezels. Has no TB3. Storage also seems to be on the slower side, though forgivable as you can upgrade it yourself.
...the list goes on. Why? I'm sure it can be done. And when someone does it, I'll be first in line to buy.
Just my 2 pennies.