My name is Jason. I'm in a dark hotel room here somewhere in Asia playing Minecraft with my cheap lenovo laptop paired with my 3$ mouse with 50 DPI and a cardboard for a mousepad. The keyboard from my laptop was broken and I had to use an external keyboard from Dell which was from eleven years ago. It didn't have an "S" key so i cant turn back from all the zombies and creepers in minecraft. The game was running at 10 FPS but it was sufficient enough for me as i was enjoying the game like watching pictures. I am fairly enjoying my gameplay as 10 FPS can surely broaden your skills in minecraft. On the other bed across the room was my older brother LINUX who despises me for striving to be the best competitive minecraft player.
"Its kind of sad that people think they can be a great minecraft player these days" he says. "People with no talent in creativity and fast reflex skills can surely just fail in the competitive environment".
Sadly he was right. My 50 DPI mouse surely cant handle reflexes that fast enough and 10 fps is not sufficient in the competetive world. I had to find a way to achieve greatness in the minecraft competitive world but my components were not good enough. "Just you wait brother, i can achieve my dream and you can suck my dick when i will" I replied.
I turned my back away and covered myself in my blanket as i was about to sleep. i grabbed my phone and turned to youtube/LINUSTECHTIPS to see what they have in store for the PCMASTERRACE with their perfect product placement and their plead for likes and dislikes.
Then i saw those glorious free giveaways that they try to give away because apparently they have unlimited supply of tech things that companies give to them for the glory of the pc master race. "THOSE PENIX KEYBOARD AND MOUSE CAN SURELY HELP ME IN MY COMPETITIVE GAMING CAREER" i said to my self. I turned of my phone, covered myself in a blanket and proceeded to sleep in peace as i imagine winning the penix set
