It's a joke, I just ran Microsoft Remote Desktop from the App store on my iphone, it let's you control your PC remotely. Android also has the app in the Play store.

That'd be a really bad idea even if it was possible.  There's a reason android devices have massively more powerful hardware and only end up performing the same.  Now, if you could take iOS, rewrite it so it's not so locked down and then run that on an android device...