What's guard commander? 

I get to guide the guard and divisions in parades  And I get to use a cutlasssssssssss and webbing and gaiterssssss

I want a cutlass 

I had a sword but it broke, my dad could probably fix it though, the blade came detached from the handle.

I get to use it in drill though in front of thousands of people! 

Cool, I could never do that though! I can barely talk in front of ten people  

ten people I don't know, If I know them I can.

I basically do what the guy in the front does. Youngest guard commander in the RCSC ever  Plus he may look calm but I can tell he's internally screaming. Legit me on annual

I might be promoted as well  

Cool

I NEED THAT THING

Promoted to what?

Master Seaman

What do they do?

You can order people around out of divisions, teach some class (Although I teach most drill classes), and do higher level activities 

Cool.

Plus your badge looks 10x cooler 

Should I start folding?