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This is a long-ish story, but please bear with me. You'll really understand why I need this Razer Blade 14 by the end of it. 
 
When my dad was a baby, he was adopted by my grandpa and grandma, who raised him like their own son. They were a jolly old couple, but they had very interesting jobs, and due to their location and the nature of their work, my dad was homeschooled and brought up with the expectation of taking over the family business when my grandpa retired. 
My dad was very isolated from the rest of the world, and while the place he lived in had other folks there, he always felt a little out of place. So, when my dad meets my mom, they decide that they wanted to move out, and my dad told my grandpa he would not be continuing the family legacy, much to my grandpa's disappointment. But after seeing how happy my parents were, my grandparents let them go, and we lived like a normal family until I was ten, while my grandparents found a nice man named Norman to train for the family business. 
My grandpa then got into an accident (he was trying to train some of the baby reindeer) and lost the ability to communicate with them. Although, they are slowly rekindling their relationship, my grandpa needed the reindeer to complete his job, and he needed a replacement... fast. 
Norman wasn't ready yet, so my grandpa called my dad, and my family and I all made the move up north to be with my grandparents and help them out temporarily. The problem? My dad loved the job, and he refuses to leave! Even Grandpa is a bit annoyed because Norman is all ready to take over and actually wants to take over, but my dad is not letting him! 
It's been four years, and I just want to move back home. It's too cold up here, there's nothing to do, and there's no one to talk to except for my family and the hundreds of elves who live in the surrounding community. I want go to school! I want to actually play basketball! I want to be able to go to the "beach" without having to bury myself six feet deep in the snow! 
And what's even worse?? My dad is trying to push the family business onto ME. I absolutely hate being here and having to lug around presents all night and keep tabs on them is NOT the kind of job I want. Nooooooo.
We're desperate, and we have no choice. My dad has grown the traditional beard my grandpa was famous for, and well, we think the first step to returning to our normal lives is to get rid of it. Erase it. Completely. Once the huge, white beard is gone (my dad is only forty; we all have no idea how we got his beard to be so white), we think it may be possible he will talk to us and see some sense. 
In order to do that, we need a razor. And I think the "Razer" Blade 14 would be perfect for the job.
PLEASE HELP US!! I JUST WANT TO LIVE A NORMAL LIFE!! IF NOT, I MAY HAVE TO END UP BECOMING THE NEXT SANTA CLAUS AND TRUST ME THAT IS NOT THE KIND OF LIFE YOU WANT TO LIVE!!!!11!!1! THINK OF POOR NORMAN!!!!! THAT MAN JUST WANTS A JOB! !!!!!