Japanese firm teases RGB snowboard

[Okjoek]

https://www.rt.com/viral/387301-snowboard-led-hakuba-valley-ski/

 

- "The board, which the company says is in its third prototype, has a trick detection feature which causes lights to react to the rider’s moves."

- "developed by Japanese manufacturers 3 Enomoto"

- "The boards feature a number of lighting sequences and a 24-bit full-color spectrum. There is also a Bluetooth connector so lighting patterns can be synced with the music on your phone."

 

 

This is 2017 afterall and we needed a wooden plank with RGB. I gotta admit though it makes me wish I could snowboard. I would use it with the music on my phone because I doubt my moves would make for a great lightshow.

 

[VinZie]

Another thing Linus needs...

[Himommies]

The next thing we know North Koreas gonna be putting RGB strips on their nukes and Coke will be putting them on their bottles

[PCGuy_5960]

Honestly,

 

[TetraSky]

Yet another RGB thing that nobody asked for.

[2FA]

Have humans gone too far?

[DocSwag]

33 minutes ago, PCGuy_5960 said:

Honestly,

 

That's exactly what I said when Thermaltake came out with an RGB PSU...

[Efilnikufesin]

As an avid snowboarder for 20+ years, can someone kill tech that does not apply to making you go down a mountain better? No snowboarders want lights, they want designs that will land more forgiving on harder tricks, or make tricks or intense lines easier. No snowboarder wants apps that tell them where their friends are on the mountainor lights, because if they can't keep up, I don't care where they are.

[Drak3]

47 minutes ago, TetraSky said:

Yet another RGB thing that nobody asked for.

I asked for it.

 

Explicitly for the reactions of everyone else, but I asked for it.

[Okjoek]

10 minutes ago, Efilnikufesin said:

As an avid snowboarder for 20+ years, can someone kill tech that does not apply to making you go down a mountain better? No snowboarders want lights, they want designs that will land more forgiving on harder tricks, or make tricks or intense lines easier. No snowboarder wants apps that tell them where their friends are on the mountainor lights, because if they can't keep up, I don't care where they are.

You really think there's ways to improve on that for snowboards? I mean I thought this would be like:

 

"Well snowboards can't really get any better, so why not at least make it look cooler?

[Efilnikufesin]

Just now, Okjoek said:

You really think there's ways to improve on that for snowboards? I mean I thought this would be like:

 

"Well snowboards can't really get any better, so why not at least make it look cooler?

Read up on snowboard tech, it is far from stagnant. Geometry is a wonderful thing. flat base, cambered, reverse camber, variable radius sidecuts, and more. Snowboard tech even brought the ski industry back from the dead with new designs that applied to them as well.

[TheUzu]

When I die Im getting an RGB coffin.

 

We know it's gone too far if we start to get RGB mouse pads or RGB cables.

[Okjoek]

25 minutes ago, S.Stephenson said:

When I die Im getting an RGB coffin.

 

We know it's gone too far if we start to get RGB mouse pads or RGB cables.

I thought they already had mouse pads. IDK if they're RGB, but they do light up.

[VinZie]

Just now, Okjoek said:

I thought they already had mouse pads.

They do...

[VinZie]

Next up: RGB Beds, RGB Cats, RGB Clorox Wipes, RGB Red Weapon

[Okjoek]

1 minute ago, VinZie said:

They do...

The joke went over my head lol. Whoops.

[Okjoek]

1 minute ago, VinZie said:

Next up: RGB Beds, RGB Cats, RGB Clorox Wipes, RGB Red Weapon

I'm thinking fridge lights. You know the ones inside that only come one when you open the door. That'd be rediculous. I wonder if that exists already.

[Tech_Dreamer]

should be priced 2x compared to regular boards

[VinZie]

2 minutes ago, Okjoek said:

I'm thinking fridge lights. You know the ones inside that only come one when you open the door. That'd be rediculous. I wonder if that exists already.

Not a bad idea. RGB microwave

[Drak3]

29 minutes ago, S.Stephenson said:

When I die Im getting an RGB coffin.

 

We know it's gone too far if we start to get RGB mouse pads or RGB cables.

You and I both well know that they won't stop until we have RGB RGB. Or RGB RGB with RGB. Or, it'll be a never ending RGB rabbit hole. A RGBbit hole if you will

 

2 minutes ago, Okjoek said:

I'm thinking fridge lights. You know the ones inside that only come one when you open the door. That'd be rediculous. I wonder if that exists already.

As a product, probably not. As a mod, almost definely.

 

 

I'm trademarking RGBbit Hole, Maybe actually make one and patent it too.

[Okjoek]

8 minutes ago, Drak3 said:

You and I both well know that they won't stop until we have RGB RGB. Or RGB RGB with RGB. Or, it'll be a never ending RGB rabbit hole. A RGBbit hole if you will

 

As a product, probably not. As a mod, almost definely.

 

 

I'm trademarking RGBbit Hole, Maybe actually make one and patent it too.

Bugs will poke his head out and take a bite out of his RGB carrot.

 

I actually take that back on the fridge, I don't think it's as rediculous a feature when it replaces an existing light. I mean the fridge is a common destination at most parties and what better way to impress the ladies than to show them your RGB.

[Drak3]

11 minutes ago, Okjoek said:

Bugs will poke his head out and take a bite out of his RGB carrot.

I dunno. With how rediculous the trend is getting, I'd expect the ones comming out of the RGBbit Hole (tm) to be the Warner Brothers, and the Warner Sister, Dot.

[TetraSky]

2 hours ago, Drak3 said:

I asked for it.

 

Explicitly for the reactions of everyone else, but I asked for it.

I have a hard time believing that you woke up one day and thought "You know what's missing in my life? A snowboard with RGB lighting on it!".

[Drak3]

Just now, TetraSky said:

I have a hard time believing that you woke up one day and thought "You know what's missing in my life? A snowboard with RGB lighting on it!".

It's more along the lines of:

"You know what's missing in my life? More stupid products to laugh at."

[NumLock21]

The creator says it's a kit that can be fit to any snowboard, starting at a certain length.