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This Is The Saddist Shit I Ever Read

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If you have ever found yourself unable to resist just one more Oreo, you’re not alone. That “stuff” is like crack, neurologically speaking.

 

http://newsfeed.time.com/2013/10/16/oreos-may-be-as-addictive-as-cocaine/

 

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"Oreos and LSD"

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I Mix Cocaine And The Oreo Cream Then Snort It /S

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I call BS. I eat oreos every now and then but I have no urge to eat them constantly. Usually I only eat just one per sitting but sometimes Ill eat 3-4 with some milk.

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I call BS. I eat oreos every now and then but I have no urge to eat them constantly.

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Expecting a really sad post... To be honest I have more of a problem when it comes to pringles. 

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I don't understand how Time magazine, or any major news outlet has editors that do not notice simple typos.

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.. am i the only one that doesnt have this with any form of food?

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^^

Agreed

 

 

I call BS. I eat oreos every now and then but I have no urge to eat them constantly.

hahha lucky

 

i have one 

i start going through withdrawal if  i don't have another 

 

 

 

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Expecting a really sad post... 

it is a sad post, it means people will be coming for him to eat him.

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Expecting a really sad post... To be honest I have more of a problem when it comes to pringles. 

IT FREAKING IS!!!!

 

DO YOU KNOW HOW BAD THIS IS FOR THE OREO RACE???

 

OUR TRUTHS HAVE BEEN REVEALED!!!

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it is a sad post, it means people will be coming for him to eat him.

How did I not think of that, he will need to use as much milk as possible to fend them off. Oh wait that's not right... 

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I don't understand how Time magazine, or any major news outlet has editors that do not notice simple typos.

stuf? 

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How did I not think of that, he will need to use as much milk as possible to fend them off. Oh wait that's not right... 

What did u just sai??  :angry:  :angry:  :angry:  :angry:  :angry:  :angry:

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What did u just sai??  :angry:  :angry:  :angry:  :angry:  :angry:  :angry:

I'm sorry that post was udderly useless. 

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all considered, i hate Oreos, too bitter by the 3rd bite. so no, dafuq can it be addicting ? 

 

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all considered, i hate Oreos, too bitter by the 3rd bite. so no, dafuq can it be addicting ? 

 chips ahoy peasent

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hahha lucky

 

i have one 

i start going through withdrawal if  i don't have another 

Don't get me wrong, I like oreo's but im not going to sit down an eat the whole package (how many are in a package 30-40?).

I know my wife has but that was when she was pregnant and that doesn't count.

 

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give me chips ahoy the chewy kind and I will eat 10 at a time.

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 chips ahoy peasent

dafuq do "chips ahoy" mean ?

 

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stuf? 

 

Yes.

 

When I read it my mind went into the mode where I just don't even read the rest.

 

Now I realize what they're referring to.

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dafuq do "chips ahoy" mean ?

 

1365792034_chips_ahoy_coupons.jpg

 

Now if you wanna talk about any type of food being as addictive as cocaine..

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