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Remember what they said? They finally did it. *Speechless*

 

I was joking with my friends that they probably wanted to Sponsor Team Malaysia of Dota due to Mushi always being joked of being a rapist in game. Sadly that Mushi left.

 

http://venturebeat.com/2014/12/03/youporn-now-sponsors-an-e-sports-team/

 

EDIT(List of big teams that community suspected YouPorn might sponsor, courtesy to JoinDota, playdota and gosugamers forums):

 

Team Secret

Team Tinker

Team Malaysia

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Well fuck me. Literally.

 

Or not, but anyways...

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a little late to the party?

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Well fuck me. Literally.

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wat

Yes Yes Legalize Gay Marriage sure, but have you ever considered Weaponizing Gay?

 

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Wasn't this already posted a few months ago or am I wrong?

 

Edit: http://linustechtips.com/main/topic/189742-youporn-found-a-team/

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Dude, every pro player would be clobbering to be in the YouPorn sponsored team.

Can you even think of the benefits they provide? Free 'secretary' for every player during break times, yeah!

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Dude, every pro player would be clobbering to be in the YouPorn sponsored team.

Can you even think of the benefits they provide? Free 'secretary' for every player during break times, yeah!

What about their girlfriends then?  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

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What about their girlfriends then?  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

Errrr.....

What girlfriend? Feign ignorance!

 

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Inb4 Team Brazzers

Would love to see how everyone react to that =D

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Why do I get the feeling the other teams weren't interested and these players were desperate enough to be a 'pro' gamer that they gave up all dignity to join with a not even that great smut peddler? 

 

If it were Playboy, at least there'd be some sort of class about this instead of these guys being the butt of esports..literally.

 

 

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Ok...

*walks away slowly wondering what I just read*

 

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"Team YP and YouPorn did not comment on the viewing habits of the team."

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Remember what they said? They finally did it. *Speechless*

I was joking with my friends that they probably wanted to Sponsor Team Malaysia of Dota due to Mushi always being joked of being a rapist in game. Sadly that Mushi left.

http://venturebeat.com/2014/12/03/youporn-now-sponsors-an-e-sports-team/

EDIT(List of big teams that community suspected YouPorn might sponsor, courtesy to JoinDota, playdota and gosugamers forums):

Team Secret

Team Tinker

Team Malaysia

Good job OP. Even though you have the name of the team that is actually sponsored in the source you instead wrote about a bunch of other teams and not about the team this news is about.

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Good job OP. Even though you have the name of the team that is actually sponsored in the source you instead wrote about a bunch of other teams and not about the team this news is about.

LOL, those teams are just being suspected by Dota community for a good reason. Not so sure what Secret was suspected for, I know that Team Tinker's player SingSing was said that he masturbates before a match, thus the team being suspected. Team Malaysia is more of a joke and suspect because one of the player, Mushi, was regarded a rapist in the pro scene because of his in game skills.

 

Anyway, the team listed were just rumored, not meant to be taken seriously.

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What about their girlfriends then?  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

Have you heard about threesome?

 

I do not get it.

I mean they get the money and support from the company, they do not need to make a video for YouPorn

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Have you heard about threesome?

 

I do not get it.

I mean they get the money and support from the company, they do not need to make a video for YouPorn

Well, it is the extra benefits we are talking about. =D

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