Glenn Beck Thinks Watch_Dogs Teaches Kids to Hack

[Guest]

Oh, you've gotta love this. Glenn Beck is convinced tha not only do video games make is murderers, but he also believes that Watch_Dogs teaches us HOW TO HACK, and is worried his iPad on his bedside table will be accessed oh, good stuff. Ignorance is bliss!

Source-

http://www.polygon.com/2014/5/30/5763922/glenn-beck-watch-dogs-hack-ubisoft

[coen113]

"Hold f to hack"

Omfg. My internet is completely hacked by 8 year olds

[Mooshi]

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Glenn Beck is no more credible than random crap posted on 4chan's /b/ board.

[Loe]

What next? Tetris teach them to bury?

Tetris clearly teaches you have to equally divide an entire country up into blocks and that when everything is perfect it will all fall apart obviously.

[Mooshi]

Second thought, I would like to know where all these idiots are getting their water from because clearly it's tainted with something that kills brain cells. This is seriously on par with PETA ranting how Pokemon promotes animal abuse on par with dog fighting.

[Freaky_spider]

damnit, some kid pressed 'F' and now my internet is down, 

 

fucking kids learning to hack via W_D

 

damnit, my joke got ninja'd    

[Guest]

Hold (X) to hack, spawned thousands of underage hackers around the globe 

[Luckris]

I've been in a programming class for 2  years straight, and I still don't know how to "hack." This bitch doesn't know what he's saying. If someone want to hack. They buy a 3rd party program or something like that and mess with their friends. It takes a lot of skill and knowledge to know how to do things they do in watch dogs. Not to mention the lack of people who actually know how to do that kind of stuff, don't do it. 

[Askew]

He probably just wants people to pay attention to him rather than deeply believes these things.

 

If he does believe it though, he isn't very smart.

[D4RK]

wow this is amazing why haven't i though of this, i have been watching linustechtips for more than 2 years and according to this person "Glenn Beck" by now i should have mastered how to do tech videos and reviews i should totally do this!!.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"2 hours later"

nope it didnt work, every 1 calling me gay and saying i am copying some 1 else, also using a laptop front came is a sucky idea.

[LukaP]

well this glenn beck, whoever she is is an idiot. obviously. she has no more credibility then if i asked my mom to give a statement on WD. and i dont think an article titled RANDOM MOM HAS NO IDEA WHAT WATCH DOGS IS would really make an impact, nor would WD suddenly become a incredibly unknown thing in the world

[Night]

His voice is so dreary... blurrrgghhhh.  Also, he cant read for shit. Who listens to a fool like this who cant even read words.. gezz.

[The Crazed Child]

Ughhh watching 5 minutes of this video made me hate this halfwit. Imagine if I had watched the whole thing.

 

This game misrepresents hacking greatly, it's more in depth as it seems in the game. Obviously there is a lot of scripting and coding that goes into it. This guy doesn't deserve to have his own show.

[Bogica]

Wow, my parents should be worried, I played GTA since it's first release in the 90s. What does that make me?

[Sauron]

Lol. "everybody is an antihero!11 why can't we have a hero hero?'?"' I don't know, maybe he hasn't seen the last 3 batman videogames, all the spidermn videogames, all the star wars video games. There's a big fat "rated mature" or "pegi 18" or whatever symbol on the damn freaking box. There's a reason for that. And even though I am sure nobody who was mentally sane before playing any type of videogame could possibly aspire to kill himself or others as a consequence of playing it, that symbol's there so that you, or your parents if you're underaged, KNOW that that game has the potential of messing with you, just like a horror or violent movie could. You thereby have the responsibility of making sure you're not hypersensitive and you don't risk mental breakdown for seeing a 3d model shoot another 3d model. Hell, I just finished watching "The departed" by Martin Scorsese, a film acclaimed by the critics and considered as part of modern day colture. Well, in that movie there are so many shootings and brutal (and I do mean brutal) killings that I lost count, but no, that can't POSSIBLY be as bad as a video game where fake characters shoot each other and after a 3d model is shot no wound can be seen on its body, right?

[lukeptba]

Second thought, I would like to know where all these idiots are getting their water from because clearly it's tainted with something that kills brain cells. This is seriously on par with PETA ranting how Pokemon promotes animal abuse on par with dog fighting.

Or their claim that dairy milk causes autism.

[EmotionalSloth]

I hate this guy so much omg

[Sauron]

I also love how beck thinks that the swedish killer was ACTUALLY trained by a freaking videogame. As if you could really learn how to shoot properly from a game that allows you to use a mouse cursor instead of a real gun. or as if you could learn how to hack a road (wtf) or anyone's ipad AT ANY DISTANCE with your freaking phone

[Foxxer]

You guys would be surprised if I told you, I had to buy GTA from eBay and ship it here, because it is illegal to sell nor OWN a copy here. "Government laws" 

 

Now, I can't see why people go wrong when buying a game, are they blind or stupid not to read what kind of game their willing to play?

Age restriction will prevent some from playing such games yes, but this is totally on the parents side now. 

[Sauron]

well this glenn beck, whoever she is is an idiot. obviously. she has no more credibility then if i asked my mom to give a statement on WD. and i dont think an article titled RANDOM MOM HAS NO IDEA WHAT WATCH DOGS IS would really make an impact, nor would WD suddenly become a incredibly unknown thing in the world

You know Glenn Beck is a man right

[LukaP]

You know Glenn Beck is a man right

oh damn i got quoted by the all seeing one. does that mean i can be your right hand man?

 

also, yeah i figured it, but too lazy to edit my post... it still has a point. (isnt glenn a female name tho... glenn close springs to mind)

[BonBon Scott]

Oh, Glenn Beck, that is not how it works.

 

I played a bit of Dirt 3 earlier, I must now be Ken Block. Yay.

[techswede]

The terrifying thing is that there are actually quite a few uneducated people that listen to this dipstick....

[Sauron]

does that mean i can be your right hand man?

I am afraid you must damn your soul first ^^

[LukaP]

I am afraid you must damn your soul first ^^

my soul is your sould, oh lord Sauron