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Hit me with some jokes to let me find out which ones I didn't read yet

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Dad jokes? Seriously though?

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8 hours ago, Hiya! said:

Dad jokes? Seriously though?

Aye

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Jet fuel can melt steel beams.

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In the circus, the human cannonball announces his intent to quit. In dismay, the manager says, "but where will I find another man of your caliber?"

 

Could also be: "You can't quit, I already fired you!"

 

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On 3/9/2019 at 8:17 PM, Lord Mirdalan said:

In the circus, the human cannonball announces his intent to quit. In dismay, the manager says, "but where will I find another man of your caliber?"

 

Could also be: "You can't quit, I already fired you!"

 

:P

Wow that's a good one, haven't heard of that yet ?

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I went to crack a few eggs, but the Benedicts of the bunch betrayed me. 

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What do you call a frozen tiger?

 

Frostbite

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What are the 2 dirtiest animals on the farm?

Brown Chicken Brown Cow! (pronounced like "bow chikka wow wow").

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10 hours ago, Gix7Fifty said:

What are the 2 dirtiest animals on the farm?

Brown Chicken Brown Cow! (pronounced like "bow chikka wow wow").

Sheesh, that's a tough one ?

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as someone who comes from a culture lacks of comedy gene, the very term "dad joke" sounds very confusing to me.

why everybody post the spec of their rig here? i dont! cuz its made of mashed potatoes!

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8 minutes ago, valdyrgramr said:

Basically when your dad makes a corny joke that you have to facepalm over.  https://bestlifeonline.com/dad-jokes-so-bad-theyre-actually-hilarious/ Here's some examples of dad jokes.

well that's basically just about any joke to me. im a terrible listener for jokes, i get them, just cant tickle me.

 

altho i do find one that makes me giggle.https://youtu.be/7p3rZJlxyNY

 

why everybody post the spec of their rig here? i dont! cuz its made of mashed potatoes!

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