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Hello Gentleman,

 

The future is here with breaking wind news and I'm not referring to the movie. Indigestible pills that can track the gas build up in the human body; Just attach the pocket size receiver to your phone along with downloading the app and your ready to track dem farts. 

 

https://arstechnica.com/science/2018/01/with-ingestible-pill-you-can-track-fart-development-in-real-time-on-your-phone/?fbclid=IwAR1hoX9q5T5O9bUbVupa04PdCT6hc-sJje2beO0LS8QA28JOwFPrnwct4r4

 

 

My opinion: Now their some dumb tech out there on the web but this one is pretty far fetched. To think that some engineers sat down and asked themselves " Hmmm wonder when I'll need to fart, hopefully not in the meeting. Wait a minute..." and thought oh this contraption. Would get some interesting responses from anyone you decided to gift this product to.

 

Release the fart puns!!

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2 minutes ago, Muffin_man17 said:

farts. 

 

https://arstechnica.com/science/2018/01/with-ingestible-pill-you-can-track-fart-development-in-real-time-on-your-phone/?fbclid=IwAR1hoX9q5T5O9bUbVupa04PdCT6hc-sJje2beO0LS8QA28JOwFPrnwct4r4

That's over a year old. It's 2019 now.

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3 minutes ago, Spotty said:

That's over a year old. It's 2019 now.

Indeed. I was sure I read that over a year ago. 

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5 minutes ago, Spotty said:

That's over a year old. It's 2019 now.

Welp, missed that part. Perhaps would be better to have this thread locked then for old news ? 

 

When I heard about this news I had to share it. You know what they say, sharing is caring :)

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I literally thought this was bot spam utill I saw the source

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Well, you really pulled this one out of your arse..

 

 

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8 hours ago, Muffin_man17 said:

Indigestible pills that can track the gas build up in the human body; Just attach the pocket size receiver to your phone along with downloading the app and your ready to track dem farts. 

Perhaps they are useful as a diagnosis tool for people with digestive problems.

I sure would like to figure out why I literally cannot eat anything without severe pain ever, even though I don't have Crohn's disease, Celiac disease, or ulcers, and my pancreas is acting normally.

This is the first time in history that it's been possible to collect data on the gastrointestinal system in a way similar to how we collect data on sleeping habits. Something blowing in the wind tells me that this is a good thing.

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Sounds like a load of hot air to me...

Grammar and spelling is not indicative of intelligence/knowledge.  Not having the same opinion does not always mean lack of understanding.  

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