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Status Updates posted by SansVarnic

  1. Two Men walk in to a bar.

    The third one ducks.



    Two men walk into a bar.
    One man orders H2O.
    The other says, “I’ll have H2O too.”
    The second man dies.

  2. PSU is has decided it wants to start dying.... Well its half my fault but anyways.


    Start the process of getting a new one... sold out, sold out.. oh New Egg has what I needs for $128.90 usd

    *That was the joke.*


    Punch line: $73.00 shipping... what the crap? never have I paid this much in shipping, a PSU weighs what 1-1.5 lbs? if maybe that. Guess a keep looking.


    NewEgg strikes again. I remember when New Egg used to be a fair place to buy PC Parts. When I built my current rig 6yrs ago I bought half my parts from Newegg and my shipping wasn't half that. 🤦‍♂️


    *edit even the USPS (post office) has flat rate package shipping for 19.99 for 5lbs or less and this is being shipped from inside the U.S. to Iowa.... for Pete's sake what are they using private courier?!?

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    2. Skiiwee29


      sounds like from a 3rd party seller, not Newegg themselves with that kind of shipping, my lord. 

    3. SansVarnic


      Went back and looked, yup, 3rd party provider. geez but still.

    4. Rybo


      Yeah, I learned the hard way to filter for "Fulfilled by NewEgg" products.  Bought a product that still had free shipping, but when they came back with shipping estimates it was like 2-3 weeks.  

  3. I have said good bye to Netflix. Ended my account. I was offended by Gay Jesus, and almost did it then but I was working so much it slipped my mind and I kinda forgot about it [no excuse]. Now with the release of Cuties [a child pornographic sponsored by Netflix] I am  beyond disgusted. I can find my entertainment else where, I will not support a company that supports this garbage.

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    2. Rybo


      Sad to say I watched it: the sheer gulf between the pro- and anti- crowd was so huge and I wouldn't think child porn would be the hill anyone would die on.  


      1) There is zero nudity aside from one breast, which I imagine belongs to someone of legal age.  Beyond that, there's nothing skin-wise that you wouldn't see at the beach (though they are really young to be dressing the way they dress)
      2) There are three scenes which depict dancing as raunchy as you'll find in any music video.  No rational human would film that thinking they're making a movie against the sexualization of children.  Nobody would watch those scenes and think they're watching a movie against the sexualization of children.
      3) The film isn't really against sexualization of children...it kinda glorifies it.  It's against going nuts and being a horrible human while going through the journey of being sexualized.  

      So yeah.  Burn it in the lake of fire.  

    3. Tog Driver

      Tog Driver


      I was offended by Gay Jesus

       I don't know what I missed but it sounds like garbage.


      and as for "cuties" I was hesitant to burn it at the stake because I heard it was condemning such behavior, but from what I've heard since then I say burn it down, if you want to condemn something don't do it yourself.

    4. wkdpaul


      Didn't hear about the gay Jesus thing, but I wouldn't end an account because of a movie about that.


      But Cuties? Yeah, it's bad. If you want to have an idea about it without watching it, check out this 'review' ;



  4. Need to buy two laptops [nothing fancy] for my two eldest for school. Looking around for the last month and finally came across some today.

    Problem: Limit one per customer. Darn - I need 2.

    Solution: Ordered them online from separate browsers, one under my name and one under my wife's. LMAO it worked. 

    They will be delivered Sept 9th. lol.

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    2. SansVarnic


      The laptops are;

      Refurbished HP 14-dk0028wm Notebook 14" HD Ryzen 3 3200U 2.6GHz 4GB RAM 128GB SSD Win 10 Home S Whisper Silver

      Plenty good enough for what they need it for 👍

    3. soldier_ph



      Whisper Silver

      Ok Boomer




      No but seriously that's a color ? Dafuq.

    4. SansVarnic



      Honestly I don't care what color they are, as long they can log into their assignments and do them.

      They could be pink for all I care, I'm not using them any how.

  5. The USS Montana never existed.... Ha!


    To all naysayers ... suck it.


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    2. straight_stewie


      There have been many USS Enterprise(s).

      • USS Enterprise I (1775)
      • USS Enterprise II (1776)
      • USS Enterprise III (1799)
      • USS Enterprise IIII (1831)
      • USS Enterprise V (1874)
      • SP-790
      • CV-6
      • CVN-65
      • OV-101
      • CVN-80 (scheduled for completion 2027, new Gerald R. Ford class)


      • XCV-330
      • NX-01
      • NCC-1701 (No bloody A, B, C, or D)
      • NCC-1701-A
      • NCC-1701-B
      • NCC-1701-C
      • NCC-1701-D
      • NCC-1701-E
    3. Ayush007


      I may be wrong , but it looks  like a ship architecture !! 

    4. Tog Driver

      Tog Driver


      NCC-1701 (No bloody A, B, C, or D)

      Yes I'm late, that made me laugh way more than it should have.

  6. Animated GIF


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    2. Den-Fi


      Community Standards are changing and most of the forum members will be banned.

      Sad times.

    3. SansVarnic


      I vote Asteroid 2020. Yeah Baby!

  7. New Oak table top for the dining table. Sanded incrementally from 80 > 120 >220 > 320 grits respectively.  First coat of shellac applied. No stain.


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    2. Ayush007


      Lovely design , well furnished !!

      Preparing for romantic candle light dinner,  ?? I guess ;-))))))))

    3. SansVarnic


      I could. But with 5 kids ranging from 4-12 that would be guaranteed to interrupt constantly, I think I will pass. Lol. But that is a good idea though, I'll have to send them to the grandparents for a night. Lol.

    4. Ayush007


      Have a Good time !! 

      Stay wild n romantic  🤣😁😉

  8. Ah that felt good.


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    2. soldier_ph


      Smited I guess.

    3. Den-Fi


      We are Sans whatever that was.

    4. SansVarnic


      I was joking btw



      I know which it is. Smote and Smite is correct, the rest was just jesting.

  9. Snipping [shortening long quotes] ... is such a simple thing. So very easy a thing to do, gets annoying when people don't do it.


    I believe I will start making super annoying snippy comments when I snip for others for now on.

    Can I be snippy enough? guess we shall find out.

    1. lewdicrous


      Especially those that quote the entire OP 😔

    2. SansVarnic


      Mod level trolling. FTW

  10. Hmm made my very first Classifieds post to today.

    Lol, it took me 5 years as a member till I did this, but then again I guess I didn't need to.

    There is a first for everything though.

    1. Bombastinator


      *doesnt even know what a classified post is*

    2. lewdicrous
    3. Bombastinator


      Ah.  Classified ads.  I was thinking some sort of secrecy thing for some reason lol.  “In the classifieds” not secret.

  11. People will see what they want to see in in just about anything.

    So much foolishness in this world.



    I better be careful about spending a certain amount of money or saying what time its I just might un-intentionally reference something someone thinks is a slogan or something else of evilish'ness tin hattery.

  12. Why do people keep using the phrase "future-proof" ?

    It is a huge misnomer. PLEASE stop using it. The concept of a future proof anything is self defeating and self consuming simply as the future becomes present becomes past. Things age, we are currently making design and idea obsolete every 3-8 months.


    Future-proofing was and is not a thing.

    If you plan to build long term or long lasting then yes That is a thing.

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    2. lewdicrous


      We need a subforum specifically for things like future proof, bottleneck, etc., that just has a popup saying "stop" when you try to post in it.

    3. Lurick


      @lewdicrous But the forum is broken it won't let me post :P

    4. seee the state im in nooow

      seee the state im in nooow

      eh they'll probably get to it by next april

  13. I just had a self epic /facepalm moment.

    SSD's need to be initialized after they are purchased. I knew this but I forgot. I feel stupid as my new 2TB Crucial drive is not dead. it. works. just. fine.



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    2. Tech_Dreamer


      Can a mod ban himself for 6 hours?

    3. soldier_ph



      Can a mod ban himself for 6 hours?

      inb4 that GIF where a admin kicks a users face but instead a normal user there's @SansVarnic

    4. SansVarnic


      @Tech_Dreamer well no but I do leave the forum for about 12-36hrs at a time anyway so not much good for doing it I guess.

  14. I believe I will have this made out on Displate.com and hung on my wall when my daughters get old enough.



    (Please note this is meant as a joke, any offense is on you for not seeing that.)

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    2. Ayush007


      Haha !! Beware of your daughter boyfriend !!😑👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊

    3. SansVarnic


      Funny, when I dated my wife I joked I would fill this out and give to here dad.

      I very nearly almost did as a wedding present to him. Lol.

    4. Ayush007


      Such a beautiful old memories isn't !?

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  16. I really wish people would stop saying "future-proof", it grinds my gears when I see or hear it.

    Such a false misnomer and utter nonsense.

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    2. Spotty


      But how do you avoid a bottleneck if it's not future proof?

    3. Jet_ski


      “Future proof” is used to scare people into paying more for functionality they don’t want/need.

    4. Den-Fi


      Don't gotta worry about that when you can just grab another GPU and run in SLI.

      The more you buy, the more you save.

  17. Space Force on Netflix, can't wait to start watching this, I have seen the first few minutes of the episode. Waiting for the wife to watch the rest, so far I like it.

    I expect Steve Carrel to play this part well.

    1. GDRRiley


      I've seen a few it is really good so far

    2. SansVarnic


      Good the hear. If I can get her to sit down with me otherwise I am going to start watching without her... (happy wife, happy life is stopping me..)

  18. Looks very rough but its a start.

    I need to get this a logo maker to clean it up. Honestly I think its busy looking. To much?





    1. SansVarnic


      I should change the red to a burnt orange.... I like that color better. Not sure.

    2. Tristerin


      Nice incorporation of the drone - is that for roof inspections?  As a Missourian, I think the state flag is a nice touch if I were to be looking for local business to support (always my first move).


      My only thought is the cursive name "feels" off center due to the long first letter.  Then I compared cursive models - is that Jantz?  I wouldn't want my customers questioning the spelling/pronunciation/or interpretation of the average joe reading cursive.  My 2 copper coins

    3. SansVarnic


      @Tristerin yes it is Jantz. I noted how that looks off center as well, still playing around with it. This was done with MS Word Lol. I need to get to someone with a better skills and software to make it look good. I thought of the drone last second, and you guessed correctly I will be incorporating drone service for 100% roof inspections and other inspections so I cant be that guy that didnt/couldnt do it for safety reasons.

  19. Mine will take you to church. . . LOL

    See the source image

    1. Tog Driver

      Tog Driver

      Not a Churchill, so many missed opportunities.

  20. After 5 Battles My Alabama has fallen... 🎺

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    2. SansVarnic


      I love the Erie though.. cant lose

    3. SansVarnic


      My gamer name in World of Warships is the same as here... pretty much every game with this name is me...most likely

    4. Ayush007


      Well I guess these days battle royal games are on demand !!

  21. I am Hemalorus God of running out of toilet paper, Fear Me!!!!


  22. Epic License plate a buddy sent me the other day...



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    2. SansVarnic


      Nice but plates are limited to 7 characters here in Iowa  /shrug

    3. ARikozuM




      Medicare 4 All sound good?

    4. ARikozuM


      That's actually lucky. We're only allowed 6 here. Nevermind, it's 7. Motorcycles are 6. 

  23. Been enjoying the Middle Earth: Shadows of War.

    I'm 52% the way through.

    Thanks :)