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terrytek

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    terrytek got a reaction from Mel0nMan in Experiences with non-techies   
    So, unfortunately, nobody at my school uses a computer except the teachers. Shame, right? It's a story in itself.
     
    Anyway, I was helping somebody diagnose their bad internet. I told them to look for their MAC address. Their reaction: I don't have a Mac!
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    terrytek got a reaction from Mel0nMan in Experiences with non-techies   
    Macbook fanboy much school? I hate these debates of Mac/PC at school. And I get annoyingly stupid questions about macs, like, "I used my dad's HP charger to charge my Macbook, but it doesn't work. Why?" Well I'll tell you why! YOU CAN'T USE ANY OTHER FUCKING CHARGER OTHER THAN FUCKING APPLE'S!!!! GOD FUCK YOU STUPID PEOPLE!
     
     
    #rant
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    terrytek got a reaction from Mel0nMan in Experiences with non-techies   
    I don't even think "Geek Squad" "geeks" aren't even trained properly. They probably can't the the difference between a CPU and a stick of RAM.
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    terrytek got a reaction from Mel0nMan in Show off your old and retro computer parts   
    CRTs suck. But I still have a flat screen VGA monitor.
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    terrytek got a reaction from Mel0nMan in Experiences with non-techies   
    Yeah, but this guy was being pure bullshit. He has no technological intelligence who is a parsimonious crapload of shit who can't even keep his pants up and has to pay for a car with food stamps.
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    terrytek got a reaction from Mel0nMan in Experiences with non-techies   
    More like the second one. A lot of them are fags and they don't know what a Lamborghini Aventador is. They assume it's a high-tech milk bottle for babies. Probably like Avent the bottle company.
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    terrytek got a reaction from Mel0nMan in Experiences with non-techies   
    Man, I just want to either torture every nontechie until they know every tech or kill them off. The world is a whole lot better without shit non techies destroying the world. Like nowadays we have computer controlled weapons. A non techie comes by, thinks, "WOW THAT IS SOOO COOL I WANT ONE WHAT IS THIS BUTTON?" then taps a button to send a missile hurling towards the US, killing us all off. Stupid non-techies.
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    terrytek got a reaction from Mel0nMan in Experiences with non-techies   
    My brother kicked a CRT. The front. We sent him to the ER to check his foot. It was shattered from trying to kick 5 inches of glass. I should have told him that first. He is loco.
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    terrytek got a reaction from Mel0nMan in Experiences with non-techies   
    You want other bullshit they said? They said you can paint a motherboard, Intel Pentium 4's are better than a FX9590, hard drives can be functional without their metal cover, and that you can touch the capacitors on a PSU.
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    terrytek got a reaction from Mel0nMan in Experiences with non-techies   
    They also say to run the CPU without it's heatsink to soften the TIM.
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    terrytek got a reaction from Mel0nMan in Experiences with non-techies   
    I actually missed AGP. I think IMO it was the greatest part of a PC since the 4004.
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    terrytek got a reaction from Mel0nMan in Experiences with non-techies   
    A lot of my friends and relative, especially my 2 stupid brothers, don't know what this forum is about. They think of 1) Cars, 2) Nerds, 3) Porn.
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    terrytek got a reaction from Mel0nMan in Experiences with non-techies   
    IKR? Burned my eye sockets out.
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    terrytek got a reaction from Mel0nMan in Experiences with non-techies   
    WHOA. O_o I don't need to see more. You just burned the shit out of my eyes.
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    terrytek got a reaction from Mel0nMan in Experiences with non-techies   
    How did he even split a card in half? I thought it would be physically impossible. Extreme system just to play a flash game? Man, that's a waste. 
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    terrytek got a reaction from Mel0nMan in Experiences with non-techies   
    Why would he even use Bing? Bing is like, the worst search engine, and it's probably gonna be a big flop in a few years. Either ban Bing in your house or punish him for using it.
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    terrytek got a reaction from Mel0nMan in Experiences with non-techies   
    Wow, I can't believe 1 in 4 PCs still use XP. Sad. 
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    terrytek got a reaction from Mel0nMan in Experiences with non-techies   
    Wow, you Vista hater. Vista is a pretty great OS, if you can get around installing all security patches.
     
    I hate when the iBoss filter at my school blocks pretty much everything. It blocks games, private sites, blogs, nudity (of course), ads, social media, audio and video like IHeartRadio and YT, and of course, forums, including LTT and OCN. That is pushing me over the limits too far. Also, UAC is a bitch. It won't even let me update JAVA on one of the computers without permission. Also, no programs can be moved to the hard drive, which sucks. 
     
     
    Today at school:
     
     
    Friend: Hey, Terry, take out your flash drive and give it to me/
    Me: Why?
    Friend: So I can hack into the internet and access all kinds of stuff.
    Me: Why do you assume I hack with my flash drive?
    Friend: I saw you using CMD to hack into the system and put viruses on it. I am reporting you.
     
    After that, I facescreened, then faceboarded, then face desk, then eventually face floor. First, you can't always use a FD to hack. Second, you can't hack the Internet. Third, CMD is not for hacking. It's for advanced people, like me. Damn this generation.
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    terrytek got a reaction from Mel0nMan in Experiences with non-techies   
    Wow, your parents won't let you use LTT either? Me too. They think LTT is dangerous. WTF.
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    terrytek got a reaction from Mel0nMan in Experiences with non-techies   
    I really hate IT professionals who don't know what the fuck defragmentation is. I explain what it is, but nobody uses it because they think it will set fire to the PC. Also, they are soooooo dumb whenever technology craps out, they are actually tough enough to toss the computer into a wall with the force of dropping a boulder on it. Nothing was able to be salvaged. Damn.
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    terrytek got a reaction from Mel0nMan in Experiences with non-techies   
    Wow, a GT 640. Even my GT 520 can beat that. No wait, even my 8800GTX Ultra can beat the crap out of it.
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    terrytek got a reaction from Mel0nMan in Experiences with non-techies   
    Focus on web development my ass....
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    terrytek got a reaction from Mel0nMan in Experiences with non-techies   
    OK, one day at Fry's, I was video card shopping with my dad when I noticed some cards on sale.
     
    Me: Ooh! I want this GTX 660Ti so bad!
    Dad: Oh, it's way too expensive at 150 bucks.
    Me: But, it provides great gaming power and looks shmexy.
    Dad: Yeah, but it's expensive. That's the real killer. I am not spending more than 50 bucks.
    Me: Then what do you have in mind? 
    Dad: *points at GT 520*
    Me: *facepalm* That card is the same, if not, worse than the one in my current system.
    Dad: Hey, at least it's cheap, at 30 bucks.
    Me: GRRRRRR. I already have a sucky card. Can I please get an upgrade?
    Dad: No. This card is plenty powerful.
     
    I just stomped out the store after the conversation. I wanted to buy the card with my own money, but dad apparently restricted what I can spend with my money. Only school crap. No games, PC parts, nothing. Heck, I can't even get a flip phone.
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    terrytek got a reaction from Mel0nMan in Experiences with non-techies   
    I wonder if I can still RMA it, even with visible bite marks. The chip actually split in half. Plus, I think he ate a few hundred dollars of mine.
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    terrytek got a reaction from Mel0nMan in Experiences with non-techies   
    How can those things burn you? It's a radiator, designed to remove heat. not KEEP IT DARN IDIOT!
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