Single Status Update
*Someone asks me something about a Country other than America*
Me, an American: Okay Okay think...
My Brain: BACON AND GUNS
Me: No no no.... Something about their government...
B: FREEDOM AND BALD EAGLES
M: Stop! Serious time we're trying to remember culture and-
B: NASCAR AND FOOTBALL
M: Jesus, do you ever stop?
B: ALEXA, WHERES THE NEAREST WAL-MART?
B: I NEED A FUCKEN BIG MAC RIGHT NOW
M: Where's that gun I cant stand listening to you sometimes
B: GOOD LUCK REMEMBERING THE PASSCODE TO THE SAFE MORON