Ok so im typing this really fast because I am in tech class at school and this kid wants me to partition his mac and install linux... He is a complete jerk to everyone so I feel like I need to get back at him n some form. So, what I want to do is use a distro that won't destroy his computer but will be really anyoning to him. I would also like to be able to ssh into his computer if possible. Please respond quickly, I am also not the most experience with linux so please be thouro in your explanation of what to do.
Edit: Never mind, I guess I shouldn't be mean.