49 minutes ago, DDebbil said:
except the clear which apparently isn't on anything
Where are you buying your keyboards that there are no MX Clears? You can also try MX Greens or Blues since they have an actuation force of 55g and 50g, respectively. Browns do have a bump, but it is during the up-stroke of the switch, so it would not prevent you from accidental actuation; blue switches might help you in this regard.