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Quirky Ways Of Telling People You Don't Like Them (not hateful or nothin tho)

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Things like, "Hey buddy, why don't you take a long walk off a short cliff?"

Don't be hateful or racist though. Just wanna see what people can come up with.

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2 hours ago, veldora said:

Did it hurt when you fell out of the vending machine? Because you're a snack. 

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Sudo make me a sandwich 

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3 hours ago, Nigerian Tech Support said:

Things like, "Hey buddy, why don't you take a long walk off a short cliff?"

Don't be hateful or racist though. Just wanna see what people can come up with.

"Why don't you sod off"

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2 hours ago, Nigerian Tech Support said:

Nice. I like "I would tell you what I think of you but there aren't enough asterisks in the world to print it!"

What about "I can't dumb it down to your level because i'm scared of heights"

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Not really telling someone you don't like them, but I quite often use "you're so lucky you're pretty" if someone does or says something stupid.

 

4 hours ago, Arika S said:

My favourite has always been

 

I don't have the time nor the crayons to explain this to you.

Hahaha. I like that one. I may steal it (or should I say appropriate).

1 hour ago, Tcrumpen said:

What about "I can't dumb it down to your level because i'm scared of heights"

I don't think that really makes sense...

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1 hour ago, Tcrumpen said:

What about "I can't dumb it down to your level because i'm scared of heights"

Doesn't that imply they're way, waaaay above your level?

 

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20 minutes ago, Ross Siggers said:

Doesn't that imply they're way, waaaay above your level?

 

#selfburn

I believe it implies that you're above their level and to bring it down to a level they'd understand would require a lot of generalisations, like how a post grad student would explain complex physics to a primary school kid

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"I have neither the time, nor the crayons to explain this to you." is one of my favorites. 

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i would exaplin why you’re wrong... but i do not like you... that is why you are wrong

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I'd rather explain quantum physics to a goldfish than talk to you.

Come Bloody Angel

Break off your chains

And look what I've found in the dirt.

 

Pale battered body

Seems she was struggling

Something is wrong with this world.

 

Fierce Bloody Angel

The blood is on your hands

Why did you come to this world?

 

Everybody turns to dust.

 

Everybody turns to dust.

 

The blood is on your hands.

 

The blood is on your hands!

 

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I can't think of any snarky sentences, i usually block someone i don't like. Yup i have 0 social skill lol. 

Nice user name BTW. 

why everybody post the spec of their rig here? i dont! cuz its made of mashed potatoes!

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4 hours ago, wasab said:

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I thought the title of the thread was how to tell someone you like them. 

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"Your waifus are trash" 

 

With weebs this can be a subtle nod that you too are a weeb and are safe but disagree with their life choices which is ok.  With normies this will create ungodly awkward scenarios and may god have mercy on your soul. 

 

 

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2 hours ago, zassou said:

I can't think of any snarky sentences, i usually block someone i don't like. Yup i have 0 social skill lol. 

Nice user name BTW. 

You mean my username?

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I find it best to be up front with people.

 

 

"I don't like you, I don't like talking with you, we should terminate the conversation".

 

Why do people have to beat around the bush to let someone know they don't like them?

 

Who knows, they might even respect your honesty.

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1 hour ago, Nigerian Tech Support said:

You mean my username?

yeah, it reminds me those nigerian scam spams back in 2008 or so, kinda funny. your profile pic is indian tho i think.

why everybody post the spec of their rig here? i dont! cuz its made of mashed potatoes!

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I mean, I can do a pretty good job roasting people when I get going, but being civil about telling someone I don't like them basically just ends up with me being perfectly honest.

Quote or tag me( @Crunchy Dragon) if you want me to see your reply

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Yeah my pic is an Indian dude but idc it's still funny and kinda fits.

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