Burp cough hiccup sneeze yawn fart

[Kamjam21xx]

Anyone ever had a burp cough hiccup sneeze yawn fart, like all at once?

 

Like is it even possible?

[Mutoh]

No

[Arika]

30 minutes ago, Mutoh said:

No

+1

[Theguywhobea]

r/im12andthisisfunny

[Bhav]

Don't think it's even humanely possible to do all that from your mouth at the same time.

[Unhelpful]

I have had a yawn hiccup sneeze fart before. No burp though.

[Levent]

FYI farting while sneezing WILL give you freshly baked chocolate cake.

[Kamjam21xx]

1 hour ago, Bhav said:

Don't think it's even humanely possible to do all that from your mouth at the same time.

Who farts out of their mouth?

[Canada EH]

12 hours ago, Kamjam21xx said:

Anyone ever had a burp cough hiccup sneeze yawn fart, like all at once?

 

Like is it even possible?

I do it in public places all the time, one or the other. Yes to farts and burps and yawn and sneeze and hiccup on the bus or train or at the mall and it dont matter if people are around or not. Now I will try to hold it in if there are women around that are half decently not bad looking. Other then that I dont give a fuck.

[Bhav]

8 hours ago, Kamjam21xx said:

Who farts out of their mouth?

...

 

I meant everything else lol.

[Egg-Roll]

9 hours ago, Kamjam21xx said:

Who farts out of their mouth?

It's called a burp.

 

6 hours ago, Canada EH said:

I do it in public places all the time, one or the other. Yes to farts and burps and yawn and sneeze and hiccup on the bus or train or at the mall and it dont matter if people are around or not. Now I will try to hold it in if there are women around that are half decently not bad looking. Other then that I dont give a fuck.

You're a model citizen aren't you... Tho it's not good to hold in 4 of those 5 things as they are natural functions. The fifth (burps) could be due to many factors that are preventable.

 

One thing I have learned is holding in hiccups can lead to burps which are far worse, as they can make you look like a slob esp if that hiccup forces out the burp with it. Not to mention the pain that can be associated with it...

[PhantomJaguarr]

I can't burp.

[Kamjam21xx]

1 hour ago, WhiteJaguar77 said:

I can't burp.

My girlfriend cant burp either.