Corrupt a Wish game

[Tog Driver]

18 minutes ago, Xaven said:

Granted, but the game has now been deleted from the face of the earth.

I wish you remembered to make a wish.

[pythonmegapixel]

6 minutes ago, Caroline said:

Granted but from now on you'll forget to make a wish more often

 

I wish for a turkey sandwich on good quality rye bread with lettuce and mustard. I don’t want any zombie turkey, I don’t want to turn into a turkey myself, and I don’t want any other weird surprises like the turkey being dry or too wet, I also want it well done, not raw or black as coal, and all of the ingredients must be fresh, you got it?

 

Granted, but they used mustard powder and didn't mix it up with water. Therefore, your sandwich is full of powder.

 

I wish my phone had USB-C rather than Micro-USB.

[Tog Driver]

12 minutes ago, Caroline said:

Granted but from now on you'll forget to make a wish more often

 

I wish for a turkey sandwich on good quality rye bread with lettuce and mustard. I don’t want any zombie turkey, I don’t want to turn into a turkey myself, and I don’t want any other weird surprises like the turkey being dry or too wet, I also want it well done, not raw or black as coal, and all of the ingredients must be fresh, you got it?

 

Granted, But it's a "Perfect turkey sandwich" in minecraft, the rarest loot only found in the nether destroyed bastions.

 

I wish I could figure out what to eat.

[Jayraven]

2 hours ago, pythonmegapixel said:

I wish my phone had USB-C rather than Micro-USB.

Granted, but your charging port immediately breaks afterwards.

I wish for nothing. 

[Gegger]

8 minutes ago, Xaven said:

Granted, but your charging port immediately breaks afterwards.

I wish for nothing. 

granted, you dont exist anymore

 

i wish my school didnt change class schedule/format

[Tog Driver]

26 minutes ago, BlueScope819 said:

granted, covid infects almost everyone in the school and they do not shut it down and you are forced to attend and die.

 

I wish that every time I was about to make a bad life decision, a troupe of Oompa Loompas would appear and sing a little song telling me not to be such a fucking idiot

Granted, but the oompa loompas really freak everyone else out and they all hate you.

 

I wish I knew what to do.

[pythonmegapixel]

4 minutes ago, Tog Driver said:

Granted, but the oompa loompas really freak everyone else out and they all hate you.

 

I wish I knew what to do.

Granted, but what you know you should do is a terrible, terrible thing - such as developing a means to destroy the universe.

 

I wish this game was what I thought it was every time I read the thread title - you buy a crappy little emulation console from www.wish.com and try to corrupt the software on it.

[Drama Lama]

On 8/24/2020 at 12:00 AM, pythonmegapixel said:

I wish this game was what I thought it was every time I read the thread title - you buy a crappy little emulation console from www.wish.com and try to corrupt the software on it.

wish not granted

 

I wish this thread wasn't forgotton

[zeusthemoose]

3 minutes ago, Drama Lama said:

I wish this thread wasn't forgotton

Wish granted, everyone remembers the thread but no one responds in it

 

I wish I knew how the 3000 series founders edition cooler will perform

[Drama Lama]

Just now, zeusthemoose said:

Wish granted, everyone remembers the thread but no one responds in it

 

I wish I knew how the 3000 series founders edition cooler will perform

granted its terrible

 

[pythonmegapixel]

Just now, zeusthemoose said:

Wish granted, everyone remembers the thread but no one responds in it

 

I wish I knew how the 3000 series founders edition cooler will perform

Granted - but it turns out the cooler is super unreliable and breaks after a short lifespan causing the card to fail.

 

I wish I hadn't cut my finger earlier.

[zeusthemoose]

Just now, pythonmegapixel said:

Granted - but it turns out the cooler is super unreliable and breaks after a short lifespan causing the card to fail.

 

I wish I hadn't cut my finger earlier.

Granted, I went back in time and cut off your whole hand so you wouldnt get the cut on your finger

 

I wish I knew how to dispose of your chopped off hand

[pythonmegapixel]

2 minutes ago, zeusthemoose said:

Granted, I went back in time and cut off your whole hand so you wouldnt get the cut on your finger

 

I wish I knew how to dispose of your chopped off hand

Granted - the only way to dispose of it is to turn it into the police, and you are then put on trial because chopping off my hand is illegal.

 

I wish my SSD wasn't almost full.

[Bombastinator]

6 minutes ago, zeusthemoose said:

Wish granted, everyone remembers the thread but no one responds in it

 

I wish I knew how the 3000 series founders edition cooler will perform

Granted.  It will be just a twitch louder than claimed or expected.  You’ll have to use it anyway though because there won’t be any full coverage blocks out for even vaguely reasonable money until the AMD Ccompetitor is also out so it all starts again.  So just exactly like the last time, lol.

 

i wish I knows what it was that was giving me the trots.

[Bombastinator]

9 minutes ago, zeusthemoose said:

Granted, I went back in time and cut off your whole hand so you wouldnt get the cut on your finger

 

I wish I knew how to dispose of your chopped off hand

Granted.  You decide to burn it and learn why human flesh is referred to as long pig.  Whole house smells like burnt pork.  You have to wipe down every inch of it with enzyme cleaner to get the smell out.

 

i wish I hadn’t experienced the solution to that one.  I had to throw the toaster oven away.  Always watch pork loin roasts

[zeusthemoose]

16 minutes ago, pythonmegapixel said:

I wish my SSD wasn't almost full.

Granted, your SSD is no longer almost full, it is completely full _{and write protected.}

 

13 minutes ago, Bombastinator said:

i wish I hadn’t experienced the solution to that one.  I had to throw the toaster oven away.  Always watch pork loin roasts

Granted, you forgot everything that happened in the past hour. You also see burnt pork loin roasts out of the corner of your eye at all times.

 

I wish I could type faster.

[GhostRoadieBL]

1 hour ago, zeusthemoose said:

I wish I could type faster

Granted, but only in languages you don't know how to communicate in. 

 

I wish the world had a single unified currency. 

[Drama Lama]

2 minutes ago, GhostRoadieBL said:

I wish the world had a single unified currency

Granted 

 

your new Income can’t buy you anything 

[sub68]

3 minutes ago, GhostRoadieBL said:

I wish the world had a single unified currency. 

granted but its has a very high inflation

I wish for some more music

[BlueChinchillaEatingDorito]

1 minute ago, sub68 said:

granted but its has a very high inflation

I wish for some more music

Granted, but it has to be Justin Bieber.

I wish the unified currency to be CAD. 

[sub68]

Just now, BlueChinchillaEatingDorito said:

Granted, but it has to be Justin Bieber.

ahh crap I hate him

 

[BlueChinchillaEatingDorito]

Just now, sub68 said:

ahh crap I hate him

 

Get played. 

[pythonmegapixel]

  

4 minutes ago, BlueChinchillaEatingDorito said:

Granted, but it has to be Justin Bieber.

I wish the unified currency to be CAD. 

Granted - CAD = Computer Aided Design. If you are incapable of producing designs using modelling software then you don't have any way to buy anything.

 

I wish I was in bed right now

Edited September 11, 2020 by pythonmegapixel
Kerrecting speeling

[BlueChinchillaEatingDorito]

5 minutes ago, pythonmegapixel said:

  

Granted - CAD = Computer Aided Design. If you are incapable of producing designs using modelling software then you don't have any way to buy anything.

 

I wish I was in bed right now

Paint counts right? I think it's a masterpiece. 

[sub68]

9 minutes ago, pythonmegapixel said:

 

I wish I was in bed right now

granted but you forgot to wash the sheets

I wish I had faster internet